For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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