I wish I could punch you in the face.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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