because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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