so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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