She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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