you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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