Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I supernannyed him into submission
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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