I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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