Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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