All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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