Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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