Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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