What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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