We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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