That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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