he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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