i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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