6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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