after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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