Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
