i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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