i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
last night I used snow as a chaser
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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