sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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