do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
