I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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