Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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