Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How's work?
Spinning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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