She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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