She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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