"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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