He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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