He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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