I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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