He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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