I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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