This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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