No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The power of my boobs compel you
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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