Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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