I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
