You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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