he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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