I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
this boner is exhausting
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
