Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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