Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
