Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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