I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
