let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
