is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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