So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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