We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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